May Love L. Oniola

 No housekeepers allowed. (Do not sweep the floor.)

 The bringing of hair paraphernalia (comb, shampoo, conditioner) is strictly prohibited. (Taking a bath and combing one’s hair are strictly prohibited.)

 Barbecues are not aloud. (Don’t grill anything.)

 Please observe silence. (Music-playing/listening is not allowed.)

 Crossover players are immediately fouled out. (Do not cross from one wake to another.)

 Women on their way to maternity must leave. (No pregnant women are allowed during the wake.)

 Snow White’s stepmother and Narcissus are discouraged to enter this establishment. (Do not face the mirror during a wake.)

 Please make room. (Do not put away the dead person’s things until a year has passed by.)

 Gatecrashers and unpleasant companies are encouraged to stay for forty days. (The house must not be left empty until after the fortieth day of the dead person’s death.)

 Dracula is banned from this establishment. (The house must not be left in the dark until the fortieth day of the dead person’s death.)